Sunday, May 28, 2006

Ready to be chopped into pieces...

You know the scene in action movies/cartoons where the good guy/hero is captured by the bad dude and then strapped onto some sort of conveyance belt ever so tightly and is moving towards the point where they get chopped up or something? I feel exactly like that right now (except the good guy/hero bit).

*sigh*

8 Comments:

Blogger Katie said...

Me too!

5/29/2006 9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not feel this way.

Mark

5/29/2006 11:25 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

ahh shuddup Mark, you worker :P

5/29/2006 11:40 PM  
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5/30/2006 3:28 PM  
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5/30/2006 5:15 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

What the...

6/01/2006 1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its supposed to be an ascii picture of a naked man jerking off but your website got rid of all the white space. It took me ages to make too. Sorry Kog.

Gan

6/01/2006 2:35 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Good. I dont want to see it.

6/01/2006 3:20 PM  

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