Thursday, July 29, 2004

Coming out of the closet

So a Simpsons character will come out of the closet in the not too distant future. I doubt it'll be Smithers because his sexuality is hardly a secret. So that narrows it down to...

Homer/Marge/Bart/Lisa/Grandpa Simpson, Selma, Patty, Herb Powell, Ned/Rod/Todd Flanders, Kirk/Luann/Milhouse Van Houten, Apu/Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief/Sarah/Ralph Wiggum, Dr Hibbert, Reverend/Helen Lovejoy, Cletus, Mr Burns, Lenny, Carl, Charlie, Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers, Ms Krabappel, Miss Hoover, Mr Largo, Willie, Doris the lunchlady, Dr Pryor (psychiatrist), Otto Mann, Nelson Muntz, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney, Martin Prince, Wendell, 'The school nerds', Louis, Janie, Sherrie and Terrie, Uter, Mayor Quimby, Lou, Eddie, Lionel Hutz, Snake, Fat Tony, Krusty the Klown, Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Kent Brockman, Arnie Pie, Bumblebee Man, Roger Meyers, Troy McClure, Rainer Wolfcastle, Moe, Barney, Dr Nick Riviera, Comic Book guy, Disco Stu, Duffman, Hans Moleman, Jasper and Herman the military antiques store owner.

I guess you can chuck in Kang and Kodos for good measure.

Who do you think?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kam,
Sorry mate, u forgot Prof. John Frink... i'll make my case:

Ep. Mayored To The Mob

(Mark Hamill offers the role of Obi Wan Kenobi to the audience)
Lenny: Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, pick me. My whole life has been leading to this moment.
Carl: Like hell it has. If anybody's gonna play Obi, it's me.
Frink: Right, step away foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine with the acting and the groupies and the "Luke, Luke, save me" with the lightsabre and the vwing, vwing, vwing.
Willie: That's not how you vwing. (Willie punches Frink which starts a riot)

chronic

7/29/2004 1:58 AM  

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